Translations and screenshots are taken from the author’s profile.
01. 乳房
Breast
02. いってえー 何が大丈夫だ
Ow! What do you mean ‘I’m fine’?!
03
OBON is now Thanksgiving, shougatsu (first days of New Year) is now Christmas.
04. グチグチ
Quit complaining!
(She would never use word like “bitching”.)
05. 別にいいんじゃない なんかやましいことでもあるの
What’s the big deal? Do you have something to hide?
06. もう…
Geez
07. 私なんて一瞬で百発される!
I’ll be shot a hundred times in an instant! / I’ll be dead in a second!
08. みたい
The fact that someone looked like someone else (みたい) doesn’t mean it was a cosplay.
09. もっと刹那的に生きてるのかと思ってた
I thought you lived more in the moment.
(he expressed it with complete seriousness and admiration.)
10.
We’re having tonkatsu for dinner.
11. まるで心配してほしいみたいじゃ
It sounds like I just want people to worry about me
She’s not a girl who would use such words.
12. 俺としては可憐でおしとやかで気の弱そうな真相のれしょうってこを所謀する!
I’m aiming for an elegantly delicate and demure type of girl!
13. きっと今日の帰り、トラバサミ仕掛けに行くんだから / 人をまたぎみたいに言わないで
I bet you’re going to set bear traps on the way home today
Don’t talk about her like she’s someone to step over.
14. ちょっと、純くんまでなんなの?
Come on, not you too, Jun-kun!
15. 新部長って呼んであげるから
I’ll call you the new chief.
16. 冷たい
So cold.
16. 冷たい
So cold.
17. 教授はそれ絶対言うタイプだよね。
The professor is definitely the type to say that, right?
18. 教授からもこのサブカルクソ野郎になんか言ってよ
Professor, say something to this subculture jerk!
19. 何、止めてくれたら私が有利だジュンが私を選んでくれたとでも言いたいわけ?
What, you think if you stop him, it’ll work in my favor? Like Jun chose me or something? Is that what you’re trying to say?
20. ちょっと琉実、どうするの
Hey Rumi, what should we do/ what are you going to do?
21.
Use all original honorifics, but suddenly don’t when it’s about neighbor’s name.
22. ねえ、なんの話？ 私にもわかるように
Hey, what are we talking about? Tell me so I can understand too.
23. うん、速攻やられんな
Yeah, you got that done quickly.
24. ちょっと煽った
I was teasing you a bit.
25. そう思います。彼はSCI-FIが好きですから
I think so. Because he likes SCI-FI.
26. アンゴウの狙い通りだよ。 風速40m くらいは煽られた。
It’s just like Angou planned. I got hit by winds around 40 meters per second.
27. じゃなきゃ知らない人についていく可能性がある
If you won’t let me stay [context from previous line], I might end up following someone I don’t even know.
28. あるわけないだろう
As if that would ever happen
29. あたりまえだよう
It’s obvious.
30. 古語で言うところの mmkもててもてて困るだな。
As they say in olden times, I’m so popular with the ladies that it’s becoming quite
troublesome, indeed.
This sentence uses archaic Japanese expressions and grammar to create a humorous
effect. The phrase “mmk” (mamiku) is an old way of saying “popular” or “well-liked,” especially in romantic contexts. The repetition of “motete” emphasizes the extent of the popularity.
31.
There was literally no mention about BBQ or anything food related. What’s the point of adding the information that was not present? The next sentence is about fruits.
32.
Use original name order for almost all, but sometimes not.
33.
Become our daughter.
34. 星座の絵ってあるでしょ
You know, like on those constellation pictures, right?
Silly? Really? It was normal sentence. What is the word “Silly” doing there?
35.
So are you using honorifics or not? Naori suddenly dropped the kun and then started using it again?
36. 超カッコ悪い
That’s totally uncool/lame
37. 恥ずかしい
Embarrassing
